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Quit Ya Bitching!
A proverbial borderline has been created between whats seems the North and South of New South Wales. This comment comes forth after hearing what can only be described as bitching from LCWA's el capitaaan... Bryn in MV format.
Now dont get me wrong, there is no love lost with a bit of friendly bantering, but I cant help but wonder why these comments are being made by such a long life friend...

Oh yeah.

I pulled out of his event. My baaad ;)

Pulling out late is never a good thing, and neither is hanging around afterwards to get yelled at, even if it is a subtle stare. But never fear my LCWA bretherin. leave your name and number and ill be sure to send event support whenever its needed.

Much love southies <3

Nero is having a garage sale!
If ya would like to pick up a pair of his used wrestling pants, be his guest, he should be paying you to get rid of them imo. But then again, you might get a kick from wearing a former IYHWA stars shorts. Did i just say that?
Forgive me, its all in the name of humour.

Snakes and Ladders
Apparently J-Cross has a dinosaur like wang. Who knew? enough on that
The ladders reference comes after a terrifying stunt performed by Linny in an attempt to make Cryptic Turn. NO not like that, assholes. From heel to face.
Without giving me any prior warning, he goes for the double handed highfive on my entrance. Any heel will tell ya, thats a cock act on behalf of the crowd. What the fuck are we meant to do?
So i pushed him.
Into a ladder
The ladder Fell
So did linny.
Was teh greatest.

Catch the dinosaur like action on JobFest coming soon.

South Coast Fest
The Base of wonders. With this event fast approaching everyone seems to be enlightened to the fact that there is a great event around the corner for us mere mortals.
Going to be a cracker of an event with some kick ass shit going down. Me personally, im looking forward to the BBQ at the end of the day. Its worth having to watch slater wrestle.

Oh yeah, and seriously Bryn, were cool :)

This is where ill leave it, Im currently directing IYHWA's next blockbuster movie length saga.

Yours in Yarding,
Chris Spielberg
Posted by: Chris Cryptic | Posted: 07 December 2009 @ 05:11 PM | 0 Comments
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